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<i>Previously on surrealestate.</i>

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<i>The story is pretty consistent.</i>

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<i>There is something in the
house making it hard for us to sell</i>

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<i>and we make it go away.</i>

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<i>I've come to understand
the danger and futility</i>

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<i>of holding onto something too tight.</i>

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<i>Even something you love.</i>

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<i>I'm making Susan full
partner in the agency.</i>

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<i>August will be leaving us.</i>

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<i>Come back to asdra,
August. Come back to me.</i>

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<i>And zooey will be starting
law school in the fall.</i>

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<i>Wherever you go from here,
there is something about home.</i>

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This is home.

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Judy, come on.

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I saw the carpeting
they're proposing. It's awful.

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That thin institutional brown carpeting

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you'd find in a low-end nursing home.

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Kind of place you go to die.

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We're a luxury retirement
lifestyle alternative.

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A place you go to live.

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You can't say that credibly
and have dog-vomity floors.

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No. Tell her I wanna
see thick and luxurious.

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Those people are
paying a fortune and, like,

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half of them are fall risks.

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I want something soft
and pretty to land on.

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Look, I'll be back in the office next week.

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Tell 'em to have some swatches ready.

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What is this?

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I'm out, Carl!

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And I'm coming for you!

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<i>I mean, what exactly are we waiting for?</i>

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Just one more item.

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Our associate should
be here with it any minute.

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- Lomax, have you got it?
- Got it!

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You're lucky I still had my
dad's key to the columbarium.

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I didn't even know
what a columbarium was.

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I had to look it up.
Well, you almost here?

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<i>Yeah, I'm, like, two minutes out.</i>

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<i>So, we're pretty sure that
the screams are coming frm</i>

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the wife of the original
owner of the house.

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She was separated from
her husband when he died

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in a warehouse fire in 1931.
That's Edward right up there.

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What, he... it came with the house.

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He doesn't look very nice.

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Well, the stroke of midnight
marks their 100th anniversary.

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If our research is correct,
she should appear at the top of

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- those stairs anytime now.
- And then what?

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- We found her husband's ashes.
- They should be here any minute.

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We'll give them to her which
will inspire her to move along.

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Shit.

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Who are you? What do you want?

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Housekeeper.

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Housekeeper for the cheevers.

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- He... give me...
- Condition.

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- Condition?
- He got her pregnant.

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My god!

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Murdered!

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Stuffed in the chimney, but still alive.

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I burn... so long!

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I'm so sorry.

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What do you want now?

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Vengeance!

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Ch-ch-ch-cheever should bu-bu-burn!

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Tell her about the fire.

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He did burn.

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In 1931. He burned, he died.

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He burned.

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And then he burned again.

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You got your vengeance twice over.

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It's a good thing they
didn't Bury the son of a bitch.

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<i>So, with the benefit
of hindsight, we know</i>

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she was a housemaid
working for the cheevers.

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He got her pregnant.
Instead of doing right by her,

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killed her and stuffed her in the chimney.

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But she was still alive.

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Tell me again where we got this

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"bereaved wife waiting to be
reunited with hubby," story?

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That would be our latest research intern

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slash receptionist, Roger.

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Maybe it is time someone had
an earnest conversation with Roger

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about the importance of
getting these things right.

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- That won't be necessary.
- I received roger's

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text of resignation this morning.

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"I'm gone. Peace out."

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Three of them were misspelled.

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- Which one did he get right?
- None.

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He sent an emoji of a peace
sign so it's hard to screw that up.

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- It's probably for the best.
- But we gotta keep trying.

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Get the listings back on the job sites.

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Never took 'em down.

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It has been three years.

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We've been at this new
place almost six months

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and we still haven't found
a replacement for Phil.

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And we've found, what?
34 replacements for zooey.

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35! Roger, we hardly knew ye.

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- And they all ended badly.
- I'm still meeting August

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in underground parking
garages for new pkt transformers.

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These aren't people you replace easily.

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Yes. I know.

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Mr. Macneil. We weren't
expecting you back so soon.

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Well, shit, Carl.

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You went and died without me.

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So why're you back so soon?

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Too much to do.

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Juuudy?

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Judy. Too much to do. Too many...

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Carpets to look at and
make sure they're... fluffy.

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Okay.

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They brought over these swatch books.

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There's a bunch of colors, thicknesses.

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Norman says don't pick anything
out of the corona do collection

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or we'll be way over budget.

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If I want the corona do collection,

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then corona do I shall have.

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Okay.

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Scram. I'll look at these.

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I said beat it!

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It'll take me, like, 30 seconds
to pick the rugs into which

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these old critters'll want to
aspirate their terminal breath.

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Turn around and walk that way.

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Thanks, Judy.

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Little Luke.

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All growed up.

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And he sells houses.

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Gross.

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<i>Joey?</i>

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Joey!?

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Are you riding the north 40?

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I gotta keep riding.

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Did your horsey tell you that?

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Nope. Cowboy Rick told me.

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Who's cowboy Rick?

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- He's the cowboy who smiles.
- He comes to my room at night.

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That's probably just a dream.

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No! Cowboy Rick is real!

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He comes to my room, and he smiles.

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And he tells me I
need to learn to ride fast

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so I can go with him!

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Come on, Joey.

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Joey! Let's go get a cookie!

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Okay.

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This way. Come on.

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Roman/ireland. This is Brandon.
How may I direct your call?

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<i>I made it very clear to miss Lomax</i>

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awesome. Yeah, okay.

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So you-you want to talk to her, right?

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<i>That's why you hire a real estate agent.</i>

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- Okay, yeah. No.
- Th-that's great, but, but first

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you want to talk to her, right?

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Yeah, yeah. I, I really think
you should talk to her, right?

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Okay. Yeah. Just... okay, hang on.

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Hey, Lomax?! Right. Button.

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Yeah, hey, there's a guy
on the phone for you that's

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really mad about something you did.

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Right, yeah.

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No, I'll-I'll do that. Just-just a sec. Hi.

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- Hi.
- Hi. Could I get a name please?

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Right. Okay.

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Hey, the name, it was...

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Worshesters... Buh-buh
worshintie parkert

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what'd you do that for? I was so close.

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Always defer to the person in your face

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before the person on the
phone. It's why they gave you

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a hold button instead of a handgun.

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Zooey I'enfant to see Susan, please.

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- Miss Ireland is busy.
- Is she expecting you?

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Stay gold, ponyboy.

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Zooey! How are you?

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It's been ages. Ages! How's work?

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- It's good! Yeah.
- So adult, but I love it.

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At least I will, once I
figure out what I'm doing.

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- That's great.
- You know, I cannot

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keep coming in here to
train every one of these

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hamsters you bring
in to answer the phone.

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- I have a day job, you know.
- I know.

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There's just no one
who does what you do.

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<i>I know not with what weapons</i>

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<i>world war III will be fought,</i>

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"but world war iv will be
fought with sticks and stones."

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Albert Einstein.

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What's your point?

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My point is,

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we should be focused on
the advancement of mankind,

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not its annihilation.

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That initiatives like this probe to Venus

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should be viewed as a
glimpse into the unknown

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to answer great existential questions,

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not just a hunt for a new platform

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from which to launch offensive weapons

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against as yet unidentified adversaries.

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Shall I,

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break out the sock puppets
and explain it again, or...?

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Ripley, you needn't be condescending.

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We're all on the same team.

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And yet clearly some of
us have been more rigorous

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about wearing our helmets.

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The a-s-d-r-a mandate is military.

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Our money is military.

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Your pure science
was rather quaint at first

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but now, frankly, we find
it frivolous and annoying.

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If you find our mission so distasteful,

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why do you stay?

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Shacking up with the boss.

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Never mind.

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- Hey. Got a sec?
- Sure. What's up?

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- Heading to the barnett's house.
- Wanted to get a gut check first.

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My guts are yours.

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So, we sold it as a normie

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but they're already
having some... issues.

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Their son's saying some weird things.

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There's some odd noises, smells.

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Smells?

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She said it was like fertilizer.

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- Manure.
- Plumbing? Septic?

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Nothing showed up in the inspection.

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I'm having a plumber
come and check it out.

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But the creepy thing is the kid.

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He claims to have a friend.

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Cowboy. Cowboy Rick.

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Talks about him all the
time. It freaks the parents out.

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You did a pkt before writing the contract?

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- Clean as a whistle.
- Did you miss anything?

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As confident as I can be. I
know how to use augie's stuff.

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I just don't understand it.

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Yeah. Nobody does except augie.

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Anyway, I'm gonna talk to
them. And then I'll follow up

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with the previous owner,
see if he knows anything.

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I'll drive by. See if
anything jumps out at me.

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So, I saw Megan the other day.

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She looked... great.

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It's what she does.

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She saves lives and she looks great.

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- Are you two...?
- Megan is seeing a urologist.

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I understand that it's serious.

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Urology is a serious business.

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So I've been told.

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I, myself, am dating again.

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Good for you.

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I mean, part of having a
healthy work-life balance

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is getting out there.

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Well, go get 'em, tiger.

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- I just hope it's nice.
- Or at least survivable.

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Me too.

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But in case it's not, I always set an alarm

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on my phone for 45 minutes in.

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If the date's going well,
then I just say it was

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a reminder to call a
client or take medication.

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- But if it sucks...
- Grampa's dying.

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Head for the exit.

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Here's hoping grampa lives.

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<i>Place is really shaping up.</i>

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Your furniture looks great in here.

253
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Thanks. I hate to be a complainer.

254
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:30,106
I had to come by and
pick up our sign, anyway.

255
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,206
We always want to make
sure our clients are happy

256
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,636
in their new homes.

257
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:37,006
It isn't so much the
noises, or even the smell.

258
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,646
I'm sorry, I don't

259
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,546
it comes and goes. And when it comes,

260
00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:43,176
it's in waves. But that's
not my biggest worry.

261
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:46,986
It's Joey.

262
00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,556
It's understandable.

263
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,726
He's always been a
pretty down-to-earth kid

264
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:54,050
and now all he can talk
about is cowboy Rick.

265
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,196
Kids joey's age have
such rich imaginations.

266
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,590
- I wouldn't...
- then I noticed this.

267
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,420
I'm pretty sure that wasn't
there when we bought it.

268
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,870
Anything else?

269
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,646
My.

270
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,760
Where's my buckaroo?

271
00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:48,676
He was right here.

272
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,306
<i>This evil western person
in a long coat and a hat.</i>

273
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:54,576
- Did you see him?
- No. By then he was gone.

274
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,316
Marian was hyperventilating,
Joey was crying. It was crazy.

275
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,046
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- He was here.

276
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:03,186
Right outside joey's room.
He called him his buckaroo!

277
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,856
What does he want with Joey?

278
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,656
There's really no reason
to think joey's in danger.

279
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,396
This thing had a gun!

280
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,526
- Tell her about the gun!
- Silver, shiny, in a holster.

281
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:15,366
- Like the cowboys used to have.
- I don't think

282
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,466
there was a man with a gun in our house

283
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,490
outside our little boy's room!
What are you gonna do about it?

284
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,520
Hi, babe. Didn't think you'd be home.

285
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,020
Mwah!

286
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,550
Vonda.

287
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,900
How was the fishing trip?

288
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,216
- Liberating.
- Ooh! Don't forget.

289
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,716
We have that thing for juvenile diabetes

290
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,810
tomorrow night.

291
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,416
We're against it, right?

292
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,956
It's biz casual,

293
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:17,166
so I've got to come home
from the club to change.

294
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:21,230
Vonda... I've been thinking, vonda.

295
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,530
It's time for a couple of changes.

296
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:26,560
What do you have in mind?

297
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,030
I'm gonna sell this house.

298
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:35,940
It's just not me anymore.

299
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:39,010
But... but you love this house.

300
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,086
You only built it a year ago.

301
00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:43,080
I love this house.

302
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,980
What, what, what's wrong with it?

303
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,480
It's so nice.

304
00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:52,460
It's big and open.

305
00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:55,050
I'm used to something
a bit more enclosed.

306
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,460
I... I don't understand.

307
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,440
You don't have to.

308
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,470
I'm going to call a real estate agent.

309
00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:11,000
- Tyler!
- This is super sudden.

310
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,440
Actually, it's been a
very long time coming.

311
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,926
In fact, I've already got a guy in mind.

312
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,476
<i>Look, I lived in the place for 20 years.</i>

313
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,370
Never saw anything like that.

314
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:40,570
Anything strange ever, Mr. Yurth?

315
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,616
- Never.
- Any...

316
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,256
Cowboys in your family?

317
00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,790
I'm an accountant.

318
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,720
My father was an accountant.

319
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,520
My grandfather, too.

320
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,466
Look, we've had a high-profile client

321
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,766
running us 24 hours the last few weeks.

322
00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:06,636
If there's nothing else.

323
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:09,060
Thank you for your time.

324
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,500
May I call you if anything comes up?

325
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:15,040
I guess so.

326
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:19,710
Do you have a card, or...

327
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:26,750
But, honestly, if those
people are seeing a cowboy,

328
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,710
they rode in with him.

329
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:35,936
So have you worked the front
desk at a businesses before?

330
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,306
- Yeah, yeah.
- I've learned lots.

331
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,836
Great. Forget everything
'cause this is completely different.

332
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:44,006
Okay, how do I put this?

333
00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:46,106
The gates of hell is protected
by a three-headed dog

334
00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:48,900
named Cerberus. That's
you. You're Cerberus.

335
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,286
Do I get dental?

336
00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:52,516
Benefits kick in the first
day of the month after hire.

337
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,286
'kay? Anyways, Cerberus

338
00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:56,550
wait, how long do you work
here before you got a raise?

339
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:02,156
Brandon, focus, okay?
I'm only going to be here

340
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,526
for a short period of time
imparting all of this wisdom

341
00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:06,666
and shit, so you really need
to take advantage of me.

342
00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:08,730
I like the sound of that.

343
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:12,700
God, I was not meant to
be the adult in the room.

344
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,100
Cerberus. S...

345
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,076
Okay.

346
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,816
<i>That was in sixth gra.</i>

347
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,086
<i>It was the seventh grade
that I really blossomed.</i>

348
00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,316
This ninth grader threw me a football,

349
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,256
out of nowhere. Somehow I managed

350
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,556
to drop my books, put
my hands up and caught it.

351
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,680
Just grabbed it.

352
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,380
That's when I knew football
would be my passion.

353
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,696
- I never really loved sports.
- I was more of a theatre kid.

354
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,160
Prophecy. That's what it was.

355
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,830
By the time I was a senior,
I was an all-city tight end.

356
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,766
I'd've made the pros.

357
00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:49,760
But I blew out my knee,
got my girlfriend pregnant.

358
00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:55,530
No! Boompah!

359
00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:58,640
Hey, you gonna eat that?

360
00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:14,490
So how was the date?

361
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:21,536
You know... I think that flipping a house

362
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,876
is very much like
dressing up a dead body

363
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:26,470
for an open casket service.

364
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,840
Well, thanks for that.

365
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,916
No, you're fixing it up to be comforting

366
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,910
and presentable to
those who would view it.

367
00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:39,180
My mom and I always
swore we'd do this one day.

368
00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:41,820
Buy an old house, fix it up,

369
00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:44,466
drink some wine, hang
some drywall and sell it

370
00:25:44,490 --> 00:25:46,490
at an obscene profit.

371
00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:48,636
The perfect place never came along

372
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,296
until just before she, you know,

373
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,990
just before she got sick.

374
00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:57,000
We thought we had
all the time in the world.

375
00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:01,040
Constance was lovely.

376
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,640
We code-named this place Bali hai.

377
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:06,070
Her favorite song in her favorite musical.

378
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:13,596
Listen, do you mind if I
dig into that barnett house?

379
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,190
I think there's something there.

380
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,696
Be my guest.

381
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,690
They're tired of looking at my face.

382
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:23,426
I want my buckaroo!

383
00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:26,266
Where's Joey? You can't have him!

384
00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:28,230
Tell me where he is.

385
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,160
Wh-where's my son?

386
00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,576
Ned!

387
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,146
- Joey, where were you?
- He was in the bathroom!

388
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:48,840
What's going on?
Who are you talking to?

389
00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,726
<i>- - Here! Here!
- It is the beating</i>

390
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,856
<i>of his hideous heart!</i>

391
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,850
What a charming place
for a clandestine meeting.

392
00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:02,536
It's quickly turning
into our satellite office.

393
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,106
Practically next door. It's
like a second conference room

394
00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,230
- with cold beer on tap.
- Lovely.

395
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,906
So, what can I

396
00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,076
- did you...?
- That's Lloyd.

397
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,886
Been coming here for months.
I haven't had to order once.

398
00:28:18,910 --> 00:28:22,056
He just... knows.

399
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,810
Remarkable.

400
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,920
So, here's the deal.

401
00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:31,296
I got a spooky cowboy
that's threatening to

402
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,990
take away a little boy.

403
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,296
Dear.

404
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,106
Something there, August. It's real.

405
00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:42,170
I don't think it's evil,
but, it's something.

406
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:45,806
You have diagnostic tools I left behind.

407
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:49,100
I know. But what if we
need something stronger?

408
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:54,940
A child is in danger. Correct?

409
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:02,780
I believe I have an
item that will do the trick.

410
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:08,190
But Luke, please, use it with discretion.

411
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,006
Over the past three
years, I have discovered

412
00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:13,976
the ability to compartmentalize
the responsibility

413
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,976
for creating terrible weapons

414
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,700
safely away from that of deploying them.

415
00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:22,740
But in my dark nights
of the soul, I realize that,

416
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,870
in the end, it's...

417
00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:27,140
It's just the same.

418
00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:33,810
Barnetts are staying at a hotel tonight.

419
00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:35,890
This would be the time.

420
00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,390
I'll have a courier send it over.

421
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,530
Hello?

422
00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:57,140
Howdy.

423
00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:01,180
Where's my buckaroo?

424
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:04,016
He's not here. His mom and his dad,

425
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,280
- they took him somewhere safe.
- No!

426
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,456
Not the child.

427
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,150
I don't know these people!

428
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:13,320
Where's my buckaroo?

429
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,590
I need to find him.

430
00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:59,406
<i>I thought I made it
clear that I had no idea</i>

431
00:30:59,430 --> 00:31:01,946
what your clients were
seeing inside the house

432
00:31:01,970 --> 00:31:03,616
I no longer live in!

433
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,116
You did.

434
00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:08,040
Nice place. Bigger than the last place.

435
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,580
I wanted to ask you about your father.

436
00:31:10,850 --> 00:31:12,526
You have a picture of him?

437
00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:14,090
He died three years ago.

438
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,660
I...

439
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,420
That's him.

440
00:31:25,490 --> 00:31:28,536
He kept saying he was
looking for his buckaroo.

441
00:31:34,070 --> 00:31:35,940
That's what he used to call me.

442
00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,040
When I was a kid.

443
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,570
When I came to work for him...

444
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,420
This was years later,

445
00:31:45,210 --> 00:31:46,886
I mean, I had to beg him,

446
00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:49,410
please, stop calling me that name. It's...

447
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,990
Unprofessional.

448
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,620
The house is empty.

449
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,336
The barnetts, they won't come back

450
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,600
until this thing is settled.

451
00:32:02,530 --> 00:32:04,330
Your move, buckaroo.

452
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,786
- Hi.
- Hello.

453
00:32:19,810 --> 00:32:22,310
You okay?

454
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:24,820
I'm just tired.

455
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:30,190
Dealing with your associates
makes me tired all over.

456
00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:33,736
Well, if it's any comfort,
you're wearing them out, too.

457
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,106
Not at all comforting.

458
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,976
Augie, you don't have to

459
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,670
I quit asdra once, as
an impulsive young man.

460
00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:50,550
To do so again would be to
admit I have learned nothing.

461
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,450
That is weakness.

462
00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:57,120
Something I loathe in myself.

463
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:06,200
I fell in love with that
impulsive young man.

464
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,570
Perhaps that was your weakness.

465
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,210
What if he's dangerous?

466
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,210
He's your dad.

467
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:25,956
And he's been looking for you.

468
00:33:31,590 --> 00:33:33,490
My little buckaroo.

469
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:36,160
Dad?

470
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,660
What... What is this?

471
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:42,430
What are you doing?

472
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,470
Ever since I was a little boy,

473
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,786
I dreamed of being a cowboy.

474
00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:57,250
Way before you were born,

475
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,120
the summer of '67,

476
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:05,120
I had the summer off
before I started college.

477
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,760
Worked on a ranch.

478
00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,936
You?

479
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,700
I rode.

480
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,500
I herded cattle.

481
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,170
I slept under the stars.

482
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,146
Even rodeoed.

483
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:27,640
Came in third, team ropin'.

484
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,780
It was the best summer I ever had.

485
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:37,850
I wished it would never end, but...

486
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:40,880
It did.

487
00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:44,160
Why?

488
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,800
If you were happy.

489
00:34:46,990 --> 00:34:48,990
My father.

490
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,170
No son of his was going to waste his life

491
00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:52,910
on the back of a horse.

492
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,310
Went to work at the family firm,

493
00:34:57,610 --> 00:34:59,180
got married,

494
00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:02,340
raised a son.

495
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,780
A good son.

496
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,320
And then I died.

497
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,260
And I went somewhere where...

498
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,800
Dreams come true.

499
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:29,300
You can live the life that you might'a had.

500
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,540
You know?

501
00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:37,550
So I'm a cowboy.

502
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,650
But I had to come back and tell you

503
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,790
live your dreams.

504
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,330
Don't die with them.

505
00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:06,750
Remember when you took us sailing?

506
00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:13,950
That week in nantucket.

507
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,760
That was the most
fun I ever had in my life.

508
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,690
I never went out on a sailboat again.

509
00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:30,770
So you're a sailor?

510
00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:36,710
Don't wait to do the good things, Kirby.

511
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:41,270
I love you, son.

512
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:43,850
I love you, dad.

513
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,320
My work here is done.

514
00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,316
Don't you have to get to work?

515
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:19,486
I'm leaving. But I just needed to tell you

516
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:23,810
that not only is Brandon
dumber than undercooked meat,

517
00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:26,266
he's also a walking hr violation.

518
00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:29,466
- Kid hit on me. Three times.
- Terrific.

519
00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:31,406
Honestly, I don't think
he's gonna last the week.

520
00:37:31,430 --> 00:37:33,036
Someone might jingle their car keys

521
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,606
and he'd get distracted and leave.

522
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:39,706
I'm never going to find a
replacement for you, am I?

523
00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:42,846
Or Phil. Or August.

524
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:46,116
Okay, but that's the
thing. It's been three years!

525
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,280
Stop trying to replace us.

526
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,716
You know, find some new
talent, give 'em some love

527
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:53,880
for who they are instead
of expecting them to be...

528
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,850
Well, us.

529
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,590
And one more thing.

530
00:38:00,890 --> 00:38:02,430
Thank you.

531
00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,166
For?

532
00:38:05,190 --> 00:38:08,076
For shaming me into going to law school.

533
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:12,506
I mean, I feel like I'm in way,
way over my head and, honestly,

534
00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:15,000
I feel like I'm gonna get
fired almost every day, but.

535
00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:17,640
I also feel like I'm

536
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,870
where I was meant to be.

537
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,650
The kind of feeling you
must have every day, right?

538
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:30,196
Not every day.

539
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,760
Anyways, thank you.

540
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,636
By the way, in case he mentions it,

541
00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:38,760
I am going on a date
with Brandon tonight.

542
00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:41,276
Third time was the charm.

543
00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:47,470
<i>- I'm glad you called.
- I almost forgot.</i>

544
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,416
Don't you doctors have
appointment books?

545
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,780
Yeah, we have them...
We just ignore them.

546
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,920
He slays me.

547
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,136
Did you order this?

548
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,900
Lloyd knows.

549
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:13,060
Well,

550
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:15,700
to old friends.

551
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,070
Old friends.

552
00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:28,050
So, what's his name?

553
00:39:29,310 --> 00:39:31,186
Hunter.

554
00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:32,926
First or last?

555
00:39:32,950 --> 00:39:34,956
Doctor hunter manderly.

556
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,926
- Hunter manderly.
- Okay.

557
00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:39,566
Sounds like a guy from a romance novel.

558
00:39:39,590 --> 00:39:43,090
Does he have a flowing flaxen mane?

559
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Don't be a jerk.

560
00:39:46,730 --> 00:39:48,870
Are you seeing anyone these days?

561
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,406
Nobody serious.

562
00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:55,730
I stay busy running my
vast real estate empire.

563
00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:58,616
What do you hear from Phil?

564
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,416
Well, sounds like the
vatican's got him traveling a lot.

565
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,856
Anthony's restoring

566
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,380
some old church and
felicity's in her terrible twos.

567
00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:08,656
Phil says it gives him a new appreciation

568
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,156
for the demons he can control.

569
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,626
Well, hunter and I
have been talking about

570
00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:18,490
going to Rome in the
spring. I'd love to see them.

571
00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:22,570
I'll get you the number.

572
00:40:25,770 --> 00:40:29,010
I, I made a note to call zooey next week.

573
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,716
I need to do up a will.

574
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,940
I just saw her the other day.

575
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,216
And Susan. Susan says hi.

576
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,010
Hi, Susan.

577
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,120
It just...

578
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,620
It feels like all the kids are growing up.

579
00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:48,066
Zooey is a lawyer.

580
00:40:48,090 --> 00:40:50,896
August is designing killer
satellites, or something.

581
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,160
Phil's off fighting the
forces of darkness and you!

582
00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:56,530
You're an er doctor saving lives.

583
00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:58,976
Ordering "ringers lactate. Stat!"

584
00:41:00,530 --> 00:41:02,500
Everyone's evolving.

585
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,780
Making bold moves forward.

586
00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:08,650
And here you are.

587
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:11,050
Yep.

588
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,080
Here I still am.

589
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,060
Are you okay?

590
00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:26,890
I am magnificent.

591
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,640
I ask because you're just kinda...

592
00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:33,900
Not yourself.

593
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,070
Now you're just hurting my feelings.

594
00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:41,070
Are you sure you
want to sell this house?

595
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,990
Don't change, Tyler.

596
00:41:54,190 --> 00:41:55,820
I like you just the way you are.

597
00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:08,140
Payback's a bitch, little Luke.

598
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:10,740
And it's coming for you.